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bite marks: the crustacean orgasm
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we only score when you score too! A: there's still an oyster shell imprint on your back B: at least there weren't any dishes to wash up! C: you forgot to ask two very simple questions: 'do you have any life threatening allergies to shellfish?' or, worse 'are you jewish?' | ||||